CHRISTOPHER WALKEN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008
On August 9, 2005, Mr. Walken held a press conference:
New York - Early today, actor Christopher Walken, 62, held a private conference at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York in which he announced his intentions to run for the Presidency of the United States in the 2008 Election.
I will vote for him. I will vote for him.
He's a big fan of the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.
He's eccentric and erudite.
He can hang.
He talks like he dances; with rhythm.
He is bright and intelligent.
He is a living King of Pop Culture.
He is beloved by all children.
He wears the most unique hairstyle in America (not counting Donald Trump, of course).
He has the gap-toothed smile of a wicked elf.
He refuses to speak in a normal speech pattern.
He's an amazing chef.
He's a photographer's dream.
He doesn't suffer fools easily.
He possesses a classy sense of style.
He glides when he walks.
His speech pattern doesn't include periods at the end of his sentences.
He never takes himself too seriously.
He is the thinking man's actor.
He's extremely well read.
He'd make a competent and wise Commander In Chief.
He shops for gourmet ingredients at the Bristol Farms in West Hollywood.
He'll make Graceland the new Camp David.
Every woman in the world wants to dance with him.
He is a living and breathing Urban Legend.
He tells the most outrageous stories.
He's an amazing actor and playwright...
and most of all....
He has the ability to scare the bejesus out of our enemies!
posted by SweetKali at 9:36 PM
